by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,384th Most Authoritarian: 10,862nd Most Conservative: 15,316th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
From the Nile to the Euphrates
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Greater Tel Aviv

Population50 million

CurrencyNew Shekel
AnimalLion and Goat

The Empire of Greater Tel Aviv is a large, orderly nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical, devout population of 50 million Greater Tel Avivians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Greater Tel Avivian economy, worth 2.47 trillion New Shekels a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,305 New Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Tel Aviv's national animal is the Lion and Goat.

Greater Tel Aviv is ranked 85,367th in the world and 3,633rd in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,388.77 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,384thTop
Most Authoritarian: 10,862ndMost Conservative: 15,316thMost Ignorant Citizens: 16,215th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 330th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 496th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 589th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 674th in the region

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