The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mareexaan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 34.663 billion Somalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 17,905 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 516,550 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Greater Somalia is ranked 207,643^rd in the world and 8,912^th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -17.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.