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Smartest Citizens: 8thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20thMost Cultured: 20th
The United States of
Left-wing Utopia
For my clan
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Greater Somalia

Population38.822 billion

CapitalMogadishu
LeaderAden Adde
Faithnone

Currencydollar
Animallion

The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Aden Adde with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 38.822 billion Somalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 22,305 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 574,565 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Aden Adde performing the Full-Monty are selling out, high school bands practice by moonlight, the official Somali Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Greater Somalia is ranked 9,614th in the world and 228th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 46.6 flags saluted per person per day.

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Smartest Citizens: 8thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20thMost Cultured: 20thLargest Publishing Industry: 25thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35thHighest Poor Incomes: 40thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 44thHighest Food Quality: 46thLargest Information Technology Sector: 70thHighest Economic Output: 75thMost Secular: 75thSafest: 86thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 86thMost Rebellious Youth: 106thMost Developed: 109thLongest Average Lifespans: 124thMost Efficient Economies: 127thMost Inclusive: 132ndMost Pacifist: 154thLeast Corrupt Governments: 159thMost Beautiful Environments: 165thHealthiest Citizens: 169thLargest Governments: 184thHighest Average Incomes: 195thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 292ndLowest Crime Rates: 309thMost Stationary: 332ndMost Advanced Public Education: 441stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 703rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 848thLargest Populations: 890thHighest Average Tax Rates: 921stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,571stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,615thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,541stTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,663rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,693rdMost Income Equality: 4,702ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,221stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,693rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,957thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,020thRudest Citizens: 9,023rdMost Patriotic: 9,614thMost Influential: 12,720thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 14,065thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,461stMost Politically Free: 22,793rd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 96th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 96th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 100th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 115th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 157th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 167th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 184th in the regionMost Patriotic: 228th in the regionRudest Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 280th in the regionNudest: 291st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 485th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 627th in the regionMost Extreme: 741st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 780th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,088th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,113th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,129th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, the official Somali Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, t-shirts displaying a photo of Aden Adde performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Somali officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, barbers who trim a few inches of hair bill the government for their labor.

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