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Smartest Citizens: 15thHighest Poor Incomes: 25thLargest Publishing Industry: 26th
The United States of
Left-wing Utopia
For my clan
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Greater Somalia

Population34.663 billion

CapitalMogadishu
LeaderMareexaan
Faithnone

CurrencyShilling
Animallion

The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mareexaan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 34.663 billion Somalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 17,905 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 516,550 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Greater Somalia is ranked 207,643rd in the world and 8,912th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -17.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Smartest Citizens: 15thHighest Poor Incomes: 25thLargest Publishing Industry: 26thMost Cultured: 29thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 49thMost Rebellious Youth: 72ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 78thLargest Information Technology Sector: 81stLeast Corrupt Governments: 84thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 89thSafest: 93rdHighest Economic Output: 95thMost Secular: 111thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 176thMost Pacifist: 192ndMost Efficient Economies: 214thMost Inclusive: 238thMost Developed: 243rdMost Beautiful Environments: 246thHighest Average Incomes: 252ndLongest Average Lifespans: 273rdLargest Governments: 336thMost Stationary: 360thHealthiest Citizens: 430thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 443rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 694thLowest Crime Rates: 716thMost Advanced Public Education: 830thLargest Populations: 932ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,113thMost Income Equality: 1,277thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,582ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,701stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,410thLargest Retail Industry: 3,210thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,674thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,988thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,520thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10,934thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,023rdMost Influential: 11,461stMost Politically Free: 12,676thMost Extreme: 17,070thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,499th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Income Equality: 57th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 81st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 95th in the regionMost Politically Free: 143rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 154th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 296th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 476th in the regionMost Extreme: 486th in the regionMost Influential: 540th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 663rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 743rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 893rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, the government funds large training centres to turn lions into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, escalators are avoided at all costs.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, they say that Somalis made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.

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