Population | 11.188 billion |
Capital | São Paulo |
Leader | Emperor Trent I |
Faith | Trinitism |
Currency | Osean Standard Unit |
Animal | Chaco Eagle |
The EPU Member State of Greater Saint-Paul is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Trent I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.188 billion Paulistians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Paulo. The average income tax rate is 60.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Paulistian economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion Osean Standard Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 98,499 Osean Standard Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, being dead no longer has any benefits, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, and bad punctuation has come to a full stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Saint-Paul's national animal is the Chaco Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Trinitism.
Greater Saint-Paul is ranked 42,597th in the world and 1,447th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.5 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greater Saint-Paul was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Greater Saint-Paul was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Greater Saint-Paul was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Greater Saint-Paul was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Greater Saint-Paul's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Greater Saint-Paul, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
- : Greater Saint-Paul relocated from Saint Helene to The North Pacific.
- : Greater Saint-Paul was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Saint-Paul, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
- : Following new legislation in Greater Saint-Paul, being dead no longer has any benefits.