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Most Avoided: 12,540thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,706thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,204th
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Greater Roman Empire of the Mediterranea

Population623 million



The Republic of Greater Roman Empire of the Mediterranea is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, triple-decker prams, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 623 million Romans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.6%.

The powerhouse Roman economy, worth 62.6 trillion Sausages a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 100,551 Sausages, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Roman Empire of the Mediterranea's national animal is the Toby, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Greater Roman Empire of the Mediterranea is ranked 172,042nd in the world and 5,523rd in the Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.18 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Avoided: 12,540thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,706thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,204thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,198thMost Conservative: 16,402ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,822ndLargest Retail Industry: 17,181stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,327thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,629thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,108th
Most Avoided: 333rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 344th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 406th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 443rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 448th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 449th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 462nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 501st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 586th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 610th in the region

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