The Morganist Empire of Greater Pittsburgh is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Cassandria I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.826 billion Pittsburghers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pittsburgh. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pittsburghian economy, worth a remarkable 2,177 trillion Golden Morgan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 221,637 Golden Morgan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Pittsburgh's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Greater Pittsburgh is ranked 6,250^th in the world and 294^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,528.07 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.