by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,649th Most Influential: 2,018th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,383rd
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
To protect our National Identity as a Nation
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Greater New Islew

Population4.401 billion

FaithRoman Catholic

AnimalGila Monster

The Federal Republic of Greater New Islew is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.401 billion Islewans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ironden. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Islewan economy, worth 941 trillion Royals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,878 Royals, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Royal charge on their phone bill, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater New Islew's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Greater New Islew is ranked 22,384th in the world and 565th in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,860.17 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,649thMost Influential: 2,018thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,383rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,697thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,759thRudest Citizens: 3,060thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,407thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,431stLargest Black Market: 3,762ndLargest Governments: 3,988thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,504thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,547thHighest Average Incomes: 4,639thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,746thLowest Crime Rates: 4,913thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,918thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,598thLargest Mining Sector: 6,022ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,150thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,308thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,319thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,912thHealthiest Citizens: 8,041stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,120thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,821stMost Developed: 9,526thSmartest Citizens: 9,532ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,296thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,871stMost Cultured: 12,425thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,454thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,971stHighest Economic Output: 14,866th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 45th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 55th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 65th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 79th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 81st in the regionLargest Governments: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 86th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 95th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 107th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Influential: 117th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 135th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 136th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 190th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 200th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 211th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 216th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 232nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 243rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 256th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 265th in the regionMost Developed: 274th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 307th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 323rd in the regionLargest Populations: 386th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 440th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 458th in the regionMost Stationary: 487th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 521st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 565th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 104 » ReeK, Betremia, Wiranath, Todd McCloud, Pendragonania, The Almighty Country, Fraxhemark, Axdel, Airrajul, Joundia, Ardenaea, Am Echad, Servants of Gizmo, Kangarawa, Skandinavistan, Lanagon, Trimmania, H-Zhena, Arkantis, CopyCato, Blazing Samaritan, Bai Lung, Roliganistan, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Empire of Rijelv, Dragonia, Adavan, Adolanta, Brotherland, Galve, Norport, Unger under over, Survivoristan, Propwash, Roissyland, Slys Paws, Ciggie Smallistan, Harro Waarudho, A Slanted Black Stripe, Davinhia, Lyontisia, Aelitia, The Romanum Legio, Endertopias, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Socialist Holy American Empire, Fedele, Bachtendekuppen, Mastariere, Bharatewa, and 54 others.Ver Norge, Someseni, Ravendi, Dark Edgyness, Squid Ruinosa, British Calradia, Wendelandia, Merlovich, Dreamersistan, Danesopia, The Happian Union, Kublam, Nazagully, Tim Stark, Marrico, Thyaclinia, Davelands, Gemookul, Hizuru, The Sacred Whale, Yutogolan, Neruch, Shantan, VW53Aland, Gorbastan, Bullpups, SloveStates, The Angel of Charity, Renovatio de Imperium Coreanum, The Holy Utopian Republic, Janoobi Jazair, BearStackof2015, Just Vale 2, Stellar Colonies, Talitoa, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, TheRuthenians, The United Asian Republics, Pakitsk, Justice-Becoming, Astroa, VoyKovie, Aleister, Opossum Slayer, Kilkire, Layogenic, Funkadelia, The United Neo American Union, Under Upper Antartica, Rhealaliit, Plazland, Erfitt Landslag, The Grecoroman republic, and Sreneck.

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