by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 11,198th Most Rebellious Youth: 14,435th
The Republic of
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Greater New Finland

Population5.735 billion


AnimalBrown Bear

The Republic of Greater New Finland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Empiur with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 5.735 billion Finns enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Finnish economy, worth 259 trillion markkaa a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,237 markkaa, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, bars are packed at all hours, and the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater New Finland's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is secular.

Greater New Finland is ranked 31,123rd in the world and 2nd in Weebunism for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 72.51 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Welfare Programs: 11,198thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,435th

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