The Free State of Greater New-Hampshire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ron Paul with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.27 billion New Hampshirites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concord. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Greater New-Hampshirean economy, worth 466 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 64,220 Bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 293,014 per year while the poor average 8,586, a ratio of 34.1 to 1.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Greater New-Hampshire's national animal is the Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Greater New-Hampshire is ranked 60,213^th in the world and 1,858^th in Lazarus for Nudest, with 199.75 cheeks per square mile.