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Most Devout: 459th Most Subsidized Industry: 587th Largest Agricultural Sector: 904th
The Absolute Monarchy of
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
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Greater Mushroom Kingdom

Population13.785 billion

CapitalToad Town
LeaderKing George VII and Princess Peach
FaithStarism

CurrencyCoin
AnimalRabbit

The Absolute Monarchy of Greater Mushroom Kingdom is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by King George VII and Princess Peach with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.785 billion Mushroomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toad Town. The average income tax rate is 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mushroom Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,815 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,689 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Toad Town, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Greater Mushroom Kingdom's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Starism.

Greater Mushroom Kingdom is ranked 3,639th in the world and 1st in Valkia for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.13 Years.

Top
1%
Most Devout: 459thMost Subsidized Industry: 587thLargest Agricultural Sector: 904thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,423rdTop
5%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,394thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,418thMost Efficient Economies: 2,657thMost Primitive: 2,982ndBest Weather: 3,199thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,639thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,899thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,912thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,621stHighest Economic Output: 6,804thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 7,634thMost Cultured: 7,672ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,671stMost Pacifist: 10,295thHealthiest Citizens: 10,525thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,531stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,868thLargest Populations: 12,256thMost Conservative: 12,798thMost Authoritarian: 14,312thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,456th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Mushroom Kingdom, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Mushroom Kingdom, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Mushroom Kingdom, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Toad Town.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Mushroom Kingdom, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Mushroom Kingdom, the nation excels at displacement.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Mushroom Kingdom, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Greater Mushroom Kingdom was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens, the Top 5% for Largest Black Market, and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Mushroom Kingdom, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Mushroom Kingdom, Mushroomians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Mushroom Kingdom, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.

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