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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,268thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,609thSafest: 2,665th
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Greater Moldavi

Population17.506 billion

CurrencyNew Merit
Animalarctic panther

The Tired Old Man of Greater Moldavi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.506 billion Greater Moldavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.7%.

The all-consuming Greater Moldavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,485 trillion New Merits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,965 New Merits, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is the self-declared God of all Greater Moldavi, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, citizens are only allowed to view government-approved TV shows, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Moldavi's national animal is the arctic panther.

Greater Moldavi is ranked 14,874th in the world and 311th in the Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,431.67 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 1,268thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,609thTop
Safest: 2,665thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,242ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,466thLargest Mining Sector: 5,863rdHighest Economic Output: 5,888thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,477thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,343rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,977thMost Devout: 8,036thLargest Populations: 9,720thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,075thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,349thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,585thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,739thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,874thHighest Average Incomes: 15,928thLargest Governments: 16,643rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,680th
Largest Insurance Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 45th in the regionSafest: 55th in the regionLargest Populations: 63rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 85th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 97th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 126th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 135th in the regionMost Devout: 147th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 205th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 263rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 266th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 311th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 315th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 349th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 377th in the regionLargest Governments: 402nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 426th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 635th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 640th in the region

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