by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 917th Most Influential: 1,398th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,637th
The Autocratic Imperium of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For the Kaiser!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Greater Kaiserland

Population2.048 billion

LeaderKaiser Adolphus IV
FaithHorrendous Opression


The Autocratic Imperium of Greater Kaiserland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Adolphus IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.048 billion Kaiserlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaiserstadt. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Kaiserlandian economy, worth 332 trillion KaiserMarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,475 KaiserMarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

An enormous health awareness programme is underway, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and meat-eating is frowned upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Kaiserland's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Horrendous Opression.

Greater Kaiserland is ranked 163,663rd in the world and 8,816th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.59 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 917thMost Influential: 1,398thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,637thLowest Crime Rates: 3,815thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,901stHealthiest Citizens: 4,147thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,302ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,336thBest Weather: 5,829thMost Developed: 5,844thLargest Governments: 6,130thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,490thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,856thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,161stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,246thMost Authoritarian: 7,298thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,302ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,413thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,618thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,370thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,702ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,127thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,699thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,930thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,104thSmartest Citizens: 10,216thHighest Average Incomes: 10,447thMost Efficient Economies: 10,666thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,336thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,431stMost Cultured: 13,370thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,797thMost Secular: 16,174thMost Extreme: 16,888th
Most Corrupt Governments: 139th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 173rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 194th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 234th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 247th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 258th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 293rd in the regionLargest Governments: 295th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionBest Weather: 320th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 332nd in the regionMost Developed: 346th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 399th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 416th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 417th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 417th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 425th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 435th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 467th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 492nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 497th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 510th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 520th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 524th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 527th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 576th in the regionMost Influential: 589th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 591st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 619th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 671st in the regionMost Cultured: 677th in the regionMost Extreme: 806th in the regionMost Secular: 816th in the region

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