Population | 8.523 billion |
Capital | Nëö-İstanbül |
Leader | Kadir Osman |
Faith | All Denominations of Islam |
Currency | diravcins |
Animal | Gray Wolf |
The Imperial Sultanate of Greater Ismir is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kadir Osman with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.523 billion Izmiri are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nëö-İstanbül. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Izmiri economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion diravcins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,657 diravcins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
For some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Ismir's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is All Denominations of Islam.
Greater Ismir is ranked 125,587th in the world and 11th in Third Cynglish Empire for Most Stationary, with 274.09910929868 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greater Ismir's influence in Third Cynglish Empire rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Greater Ismir lodged a message on the Third Cynglish Empire Regional Message Board.
- : Greater Ismir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Greater Ismir lodged a message on the Third Cynglish Empire Regional Message Board.
- : Greater Ismir's influence in Third Cynglish Empire rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Greater Ismir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Greater Ismir's influence in Third Cynglish Empire fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Greater Ismir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Greater Ismir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Greater Ismir's influence in Third Cynglish Empire rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".