Population | 6.703 billion |
Capital | Nëö-İstanbül |
Leader | Kadir Osman and Akara Yazar |
Faith | Sunni Islam and Orthodox Christianity |
Currency | diravcins |
Animal | Gray Wolf |
The Imperial Sultanate of Greater Ismir is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kadir Osman and Akara Yazar with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.703 billion Izmiri are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nëö-İstanbül. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Izmiri economy, worth 857 trillion diravcins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,863 diravcins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Big game hunters travel to Greater Ismir to try their hand at shark-shooting, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, and workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Ismir's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sunni Islam and Orthodox Christianity.
Greater Ismir is ranked 286,973rd in the world and 26th in Third Cynglish Empire for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -13 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
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Greater Ismir's influence in Third Cynglish Empire rose from "Handshaker" to "Envoy".
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Greater Ismir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Greater Ismir lodged a message on the Third Cynglish Empire Regional Message Board.
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Greater Ismir lodged a message on the Third Cynglish Empire Regional Message Board.
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Greater Ismir lodged a message on the Third Cynglish Empire Regional Message Board.
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Greater Ismir lodged a message on the Third Cynglish Empire Regional Message Board.
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Greater Ismir lodged a message on the Third Cynglish Empire Regional Message Board.
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Greater Ismir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
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Greater Ismir published "Izmiri Turkish Dictionary: Volume A" (Account: Military).
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Greater Ismir lodged a message on the Third Cynglish Empire Regional Message Board.