The Hermit Cartel of Greater German Realm is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joseph Maikowski with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.901 billion Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Berlin. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,900 trillion Deutschmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 240,534 Deutschmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, the nation tends not to learn from its history, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater German Realm's national animal is the Black Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Messerism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greater German Realm's influence in Sector 09 rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Greater German Realm relocated from Eurth to Sector 09.
- : Greater German Realm founded the region Sector 09.
- : Greater German Realm relocated from The Planet of Subeta to Eurth.
- : Following new legislation in Greater German Realm, the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers.
- : Greater German Realm lodged a message on the The Planet of Subeta Regional Message Board.
- : Greater German Realm relocated from Nation of Earth to The Planet of Subeta.
- : Greater German Realm relocated from Valhalla to Nation of Earth.
- : Greater German Realm changed its national motto to "Narkoterrorismus, Gesundheitswesen und Patriotismus!".
- : Following new legislation in Greater German Realm, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
Endorsements Received: None.