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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,742ndLargest Black Market: 1,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,908th
The Retro Neon Nightlife Utopia of
Father Knows Best State
Sie brauchen Retro und Neon-Nachtleben?! Wir haben es!
Joseph Maikowski
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Greater German Realm

Population7.235 billion

CapitalGrand Berlin
LeaderJoseph Maikowski
FaithMesserism - 梅瑟主义

CurrencyTugrik
AnimalSiberian Eagle

The Retro Neon Nightlife Utopia of Greater German Realm is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph Maikowski with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.235 billion Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Berlin. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,692 trillion Tugriks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,955 Tugriks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, children are raised bilingual from an early age, populations of two-headed Siberian Eagles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and cars are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater German Realm's national animal is the Siberian Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Messerism - 梅瑟主义.

Greater German Realm is ranked 2,985th in the world and 26th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Devout, with 5,073.38 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,742ndLargest Black Market: 1,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,908thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,165thTop
5%
Most Armed: 2,321stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,891stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,913thMost Devout: 2,985thHighest Average Incomes: 4,121stHealthiest Citizens: 4,415thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,568thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,098thMost Developed: 7,197thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,512thLowest Crime Rates: 9,075thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,379thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,541stHighest Economic Output: 9,857thSmartest Citizens: 10,626thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,992ndMost Cultured: 11,089thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,704thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,174thLargest Governments: 12,234thLargest Retail Industry: 13,676thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,324thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,557thMost Efficient Economies: 15,417thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,541stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,670thLargest Mining Sector: 17,839thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,106thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,502nd
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionMost Income Equality: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater German Realm was endorsed by The Union of West Heisen.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater German Realm, cars are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater German Realm, populations of two-headed Siberian Eagles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater German Realm, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater German Realm, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday.
  • : Greater German Realm was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater German Realm, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater German Realm, books are so highly regarded in Greater German Realm that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater German Realm, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Greater German Realm changed its national motto to "Sie brauchen Retro und Neon-Nachtleben?! Wir haben es!".

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