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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,952ndLargest Black Market: 1,956thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,232nd
The Hermit Cartel of
Father Knows Best State
Narkoterrorismus, Gesundheitswesen und Patriotismus!
Joseph Maikowski
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Greater German Realm

Population7.901 billion

CapitalGrand Berlin
LeaderJoseph Maikowski

AnimalBlack Bear

The Hermit Cartel of Greater German Realm is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joseph Maikowski with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.901 billion Germans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Berlin. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German economy, worth a remarkable 1,900 trillion Deutschmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 240,534 Deutschmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, the nation tends not to learn from its history, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and the government now pays the "Really Awesome Super Heroes" (RASH) to catch evildoers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater German Realm's national animal is the Black Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Messerism.

Greater German Realm is ranked 10,996th in the world and 1st in Sector 09 for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,224.88 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,952ndLargest Black Market: 1,956thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,232ndTop
Most Armed: 2,349thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,395thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,925thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,959thMost Devout: 3,697thHighest Average Incomes: 3,960thHealthiest Citizens: 4,053rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,323rdMost Developed: 6,483rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,724thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,174thMost Patriotic: 7,218thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,108thHighest Economic Output: 9,037thMost Cultured: 9,046thSmartest Citizens: 9,297thLowest Crime Rates: 9,506thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,585thLargest Governments: 10,002ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,996thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,852ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,326thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,905thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,224thLargest Retail Industry: 15,250thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,492ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,848thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,954thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,049thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,944thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,190th

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