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Least Corrupt Governments: 283rdSafest: 676thMost Scientifically Advanced: 973rd
The Monarchy of
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Founder / Taoiseach of the Confederacy
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Economy
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Greater Eireann

Population7.408 billion

CapitalNew Byzantium
LeaderVeia O'Dalaigh
FaithEireannian Orthodox Christianity

CurrencyGuinness
AnimalEastern Screech Owl

The Monarchy of Greater Eireann is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Veia O'Dalaigh with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.408 billion Eireannians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Byzantium. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eireannian economy, worth a remarkable 2,049 trillion Guinnesses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 276,625 Guinnesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugee camp conversions to Eireannian Orthodox Christianity are increasingly common, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and the government funds large training centres to turn Eastern Screech Owls into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Greater Eireann's national animal is the Eastern Screech Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eireannian Orthodox Christianity.

Greater Eireann is ranked 182,446th in the world and 22nd in The Confederacy of Free Lands for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.41 Crimes Per Hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 283rdSafest: 676thMost Scientifically Advanced: 973rdSmartest Citizens: 1,001stMost Developed: 1,142ndMost Devout: 1,179thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,207thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,231stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,432ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,452ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,583rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,589thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,613thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,662ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,743rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,779thMost Cultured: 1,796thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,827thTop
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Largest Governments: 1,989thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,093rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,290thNicest Citizens: 2,330thHighest Average Incomes: 2,494thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,721stMost Pacifist: 2,723rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,064thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,706thBest Weather: 3,960thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,127thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,425thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,811thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,000thHighest Economic Output: 6,840thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,312thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,975thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,761stMost Politically Free: 11,114thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,521stMost Influential: 14,517thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,975th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, the government funds large training centres to turn Eastern Screech Owls into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, refugee camp conversions to Eireannian Orthodox Christianity are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, government officials across Greater Eireann are being "encouraged" to adopt Eastern Screech Owls to set an example for the populace.
  • : Greater Eireann was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Eireann, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.

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