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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12thLargest Welfare Programs: 30th
The Great Scientific Polity of
Left-wing Utopia
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
Influence
Power
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Superb

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Greater Cuba

Population37.279 billion

CapitalNueva Havana
LeaderChe Castro

CurrencyRouble
Animaldik dik

The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.279 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth an astonishing 10,264 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,332 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 287,571st in the world and 44th in USSR for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -47.27 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12thLargest Welfare Programs: 30thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 57thLargest Governments: 147thHighest Average Tax Rates: 147thMost Advanced Public Education: 212thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 239thSafest: 241stMost Beautiful Environments: 261stLowest Crime Rates: 449thMost Influential: 567thMost Pacifist: 571stBest Weather: 705thHighest Economic Output: 721stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 733rdMost Subsidized Industry: 769thMost Stationary: 994thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,076thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,087thSmartest Citizens: 1,219thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,662ndLargest Populations: 1,797thHealthiest Citizens: 1,865thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,916thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,967thHighest Food Quality: 3,040thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,209thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,212thMost Cultured: 3,345thHighest Average Incomes: 3,474thMost Inclusive: 3,742ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,079thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,612thMost Developed: 6,312thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,199thTop
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Most Secular: 16,089thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,871stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,604thMost Income Equality: 28,055th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "End Blood Sports"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Alterante".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Challenging Sexually Exploitative Recordings"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Challenging Sexually Exploitative Recordings"".
  • : Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Cashdeer".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Bail Conditions Arrangements".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Portugal de Esquerda".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Star Gazing Day".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Magna Aurea".

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Endorsements Received: 4 » RedCommunist, Slavestate, Mutant wasteland, and Rossortsy.

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