by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd
The Great Scientific Polity of
Civil Rights Lovefest
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
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Greater Cuba

Population31.522 billion

CapitalNueva Havana
LeaderChe Castro

Animaldik dik

The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.522 billion Cubans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 8,632 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 273,850 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 2,688th in the world and 5th in USSR for Highest Average Incomes, with 273,850.42 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thLargest Welfare Programs: 23rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 39thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 46thLargest Governments: 106thHighest Average Tax Rates: 118thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 171stMost Advanced Public Education: 197thSafest: 204thMost Beautiful Environments: 210thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 244thMost Pacifist: 249thLowest Crime Rates: 341stMost Subsidized Industry: 427thBest Weather: 510thMost Influential: 606thHighest Economic Output: 643rdLongest Average Lifespans: 718thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 900thSmartest Citizens: 969thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,059thMost Stationary: 1,177thHealthiest Citizens: 1,475thLargest Populations: 1,951stNicest Citizens: 2,109thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,131stTop
Most Cultured: 2,668thHighest Average Incomes: 2,688thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,697thMost Inclusive: 2,814thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,981stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,291stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,549thMost Developed: 5,469thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,722ndTop
Most Secular: 14,906thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,545thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,346thMost Politically Free: 21,948th
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Death Penalty Ban".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Treatment of Prisoners".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Criminal Protocol"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Northrop-Grumman".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Singapore no2".
  • : Greater Cuba was endorsed by The Federation of Ukallingrad.
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend The Western Isles"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regulating Remote Election Administration".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Radio Standards Act".
  • : Greater Cuba was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".


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