Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th Most Advanced Public Transport: 9th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th
The Great Scientific Polity of
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The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.734 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 6,039 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 265,668 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege Nueva Havana's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Greater Cuban language, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 157,439th in the world and 91st in USSR for Most Primitive, scoring -396.46 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24thLargest Welfare Programs: 24thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 45thHighest Average Tax Rates: 46thLargest Governments: 46thMost Beautiful Environments: 100thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 106thMost Pacifist: 110thMost Advanced Public Education: 126thSafest: 127thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 146thLongest Average Lifespans: 180thLowest Crime Rates: 223rdMost Subsidized Industry: 241stHighest Poor Incomes: 292ndBest Weather: 305thMost Influential: 420thSmartest Citizens: 536thHighest Economic Output: 641stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 718thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,067thHealthiest Citizens: 1,082ndMost Inclusive: 1,141stNicest Citizens: 1,211thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,679thMost Stationary: 1,883rdLargest Populations: 2,384thMost Cultured: 2,722ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,842ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,942ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,695thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,625thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,128thMost Developed: 7,886thTop
Most Politically Free: 9,974thMost Income Equality: 14,445th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the region

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