The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.617 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.
The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 9,510 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,737 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Greater Cuba is ranked 258,186th in the world and 57th in USSR for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -60.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
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Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
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Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
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Greater Cuba endorsed
The Democratic Republic of Rogalsa.
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Greater Cuba was endorsed by
The Democratic Republic of Rogalsa.
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Greater Cuba withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Noble Thatcherites".
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Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Noble Thatcherites".
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Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Against Inflationary Practices".
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Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Identity Theft"".
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Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Andusre".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » RedCommunist,
Soviet Polsol,
Hvalfyurden,
Ikkabod,
Slavestate,
Btjunkies,
Red state of redosia,
Imphic,
Mutant wasteland,
Sovietzky Soyuz, and
Rogalsa.