by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th Most Advanced Public Transport: 16th Largest Welfare Programs: 29th
The Great Scientific Polity of
Left-wing Utopia
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
Regional Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.831 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 6,300 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 264,386 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, and Che Castro can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 1,250th in the world and 11th in USSR for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 98.93 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16thLargest Welfare Programs: 29thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32ndLargest Governments: 44thHighest Average Tax Rates: 45thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47thMost Pacifist: 123rdMost Beautiful Environments: 127thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 129thSafest: 138thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 150thMost Advanced Public Education: 166thLongest Average Lifespans: 229thLowest Crime Rates: 241stMost Subsidized Industry: 288thBest Weather: 358thHighest Poor Incomes: 388thMost Influential: 422ndSmartest Citizens: 609thHighest Economic Output: 640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 726thHealthiest Citizens: 1,208thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,250thNicest Citizens: 1,435thTop
Most Inclusive: 1,612thMost Stationary: 1,619thHighest Average Incomes: 1,830thLargest Populations: 2,295thMost Cultured: 2,979thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,495thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,571stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,954thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,610thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,389thTop
Most Developed: 9,012thMost Politically Free: 10,212th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cuba's influence in USSR rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Enabling The Disabled In Academia".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Wrektopia".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Trade of Endangered Organisms ".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drasnia".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Dank memes"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Rights and Duties of WA States"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Stock Exchanges and Foreign investment"".
  • : Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.


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