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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13thLargest Welfare Programs: 31st
The Great Scientific Polity of
Left-wing Utopia
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Greater Cuba

Population38.321 billion

CapitalNueva Havana
LeaderChe Castro

CurrencyRouble
Animaldik dik

The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.321 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Cuban economy, worth an astonishing 10,561 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,608 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 3,513th in the world and 7th in USSR for Most Cultured, scoring 200 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13thLargest Welfare Programs: 31stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 61stHighest Average Tax Rates: 150thLargest Governments: 154thMost Advanced Public Education: 223rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 255thMost Beautiful Environments: 284thSafest: 308thLowest Crime Rates: 457thMost Influential: 530thMost Pacifist: 583rdHighest Economic Output: 719thBest Weather: 808thMost Subsidized Industry: 835thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 839thMost Stationary: 974thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,044thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,066thSmartest Citizens: 1,298thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,691stLargest Populations: 1,764thHealthiest Citizens: 1,892ndNicest Citizens: 3,039thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,111thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,149thHighest Food Quality: 3,178thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,434thMost Cultured: 3,513thHighest Average Incomes: 3,818thMost Inclusive: 3,936thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,166thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,718thMost Developed: 5,083rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,663rdTop
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Most Secular: 15,987thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,171stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,064thMost Income Equality: 28,729th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » RedCommunist, Slavestate, Mutant wasteland, Rossortsy, Zekarsky, Russishgrade, and Red state of redosia.

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