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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thLargest Welfare Programs: 24th
The Great Scientific Polity of
Left-wing Utopia
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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Greater Cuba

Population30.749 billion

CapitalNueva Havana
LeaderChe Castro

CurrencyRouble
Animaldik dik

The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 30.749 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 8,361 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 271,937 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Cubans. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 173,520th in the world and 57th in USSR for Most Authoritarian, with 372.19 milliStalins.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9thLargest Welfare Programs: 24thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 48thLargest Governments: 102ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 113thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 170thMost Advanced Public Education: 194thSafest: 198thMost Beautiful Environments: 212thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 231stMost Pacifist: 240thLowest Crime Rates: 328thMost Subsidized Industry: 378thBest Weather: 493rdMost Influential: 589thHighest Economic Output: 644thLongest Average Lifespans: 698thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 773rdHighest Poor Incomes: 839thSmartest Citizens: 949thMost Stationary: 1,215thHealthiest Citizens: 1,460thLargest Populations: 1,974thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,012thNicest Citizens: 2,015thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,631stHighest Average Incomes: 2,666thMost Cultured: 2,674thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,705thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,131stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,215thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,545thMost Developed: 7,392ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,297thTop
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Most Secular: 14,582ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,014thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,492ndMost Income Equality: 19,215thMost Politically Free: 20,846th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Red Fleet".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Altino".
  • : Greater Cuba's influence in USSR fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ensuring Effectual Recycling".
  • : Greater Cuba's influence in USSR rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Kuriko"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Marine Protection Act".

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