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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11thLargest Welfare Programs: 27th
The Great Scientific Polity of
Left-wing Utopia
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
Influence
Powerbroker
WA Delegate
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Greater Cuba

Population34.617 billion

CapitalNueva Havana
LeaderChe Castro

CurrencyRouble
Animaldik dik

The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.617 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 9,510 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,737 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 258,186th in the world and 57th in USSR for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -60.22 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11thLargest Welfare Programs: 27thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49thLargest Governments: 138thHighest Average Tax Rates: 147thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 193rdMost Advanced Public Education: 208thSafest: 235thMost Beautiful Environments: 248thMost Pacifist: 304thLowest Crime Rates: 418thBest Weather: 553rdMost Influential: 592ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 592ndMost Subsidized Industry: 641stHighest Economic Output: 688thLongest Average Lifespans: 792ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,004thSmartest Citizens: 1,036thMost Stationary: 1,081stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,208thHealthiest Citizens: 1,667thLargest Populations: 1,862ndNicest Citizens: 2,530thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,586thHighest Food Quality: 2,761stMost Cultured: 2,899thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,914thHighest Average Incomes: 2,994thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,119thMost Inclusive: 3,325thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,106thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,396thMost Developed: 6,010thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,751stTop
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Most Secular: 15,193rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,534thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,301st
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Haku".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Greater Cuba endorsed The Democratic Republic of Rogalsa.
  • : Greater Cuba was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Rogalsa.
  • : Greater Cuba withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Noble Thatcherites".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Noble Thatcherites".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Against Inflationary Practices".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Preventing Identity Theft"".
  • : Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Andusre".

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