by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th Most Advanced Public Transport: 11th Largest Welfare Programs: 25th
The Great Scientific Polity of
Left-wing Utopia
We Don't Get Mad, We Get Stabby
Regional Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
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The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 23.285 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.

The thriving Greater Cuban economy, worth a remarkable 6,120 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,844 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, and Che Castro can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cuba is ranked 179,455th in the world and 102nd in USSR for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -51.44 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11thLargest Welfare Programs: 25thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27thLargest Governments: 48thHighest Average Tax Rates: 48thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49thMost Pacifist: 113thMost Beautiful Environments: 117thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 120thSafest: 129thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 146thMost Advanced Public Education: 149thLongest Average Lifespans: 210thLowest Crime Rates: 234thMost Subsidized Industry: 285thBest Weather: 342ndHighest Poor Incomes: 372ndMost Influential: 408thSmartest Citizens: 581stHighest Economic Output: 661stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 730thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,159thHealthiest Citizens: 1,165thNicest Citizens: 1,340thMost Inclusive: 1,410thMost Stationary: 1,676thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,831stLargest Populations: 2,336thMost Cultured: 2,895thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,296thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,439thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,142ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,717thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,660thMost Developed: 8,949thTop
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Most Politically Free: 11,250thMost Income Equality: 17,074th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend the Rejected Realms".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Responsibility in Transferring Arms".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, Che Castro can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cuba, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Forest".
  • : Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Internet Neutrality Act".
  • : Greater Cuba endorsed The Revolutionary Communists of Enclave of Soviet Germany.

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