The Great Scientific Polity of Greater Cuba is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Che Castro with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.279 billion Cubans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Havana. The income tax rate is 100%.
The all-consuming Greater Cuban economy, worth an astonishing 10,264 trillion Roubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 275,332 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cuba's national animal is the dik dik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Greater Cuba is ranked 287,571st in the world and 44th in USSR for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -47.27 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "End Blood Sports"".
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Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Alterante".
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Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Challenging Sexually Exploitative Recordings"".
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Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Challenging Sexually Exploitative Recordings"".
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Greater Cuba was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
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Greater Cuba voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Cashdeer".
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Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Bail Conditions Arrangements".
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Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Portugal de Esquerda".
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Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Star Gazing Day".
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Greater Cuba voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Magna Aurea".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » RedCommunist,
Slavestate,
Mutant wasteland, and
Rossortsy.