The Socialist Republic of Greater Cebu is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Jørgen Jorgenssen with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.988 billion Cebuanoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thanatus. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cebuano economy, worth 560 trillion Soviet Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,673 Soviet Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cebuanoes believe manners maketh the leader, the nation is wading into dangerous waters, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Greater Cebu as a reminder of their "special relationship", and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cebu's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cebu is ranked 97,953^rd in the world and 569^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,972.05 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.