The Socialist Republic of Greater Cebu is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 603 million Cebuanoes enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thanatus. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cebuano economy, worth 70.4 trillion kwartas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 116,751 kwartas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

To say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cebu's national animal is the frost dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Cebu is ranked 154,712^th in the world and 38^th in Melayu Archipelago for Most Armed, with 0.17 Weapons Per Person.