Population | 4.407 billion |
Capital | Thanatus |
Leader | Premier Jørgen Jorgenssen |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Snow Leopard |
The Socialist Republic of Greater Cebu is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Jørgen Jorgenssen with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.407 billion Cebuanos enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thanatus. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Cebuano economy, worth 912 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,126 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Premier Jørgen Jorgenssen's wardrobe, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cebu's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Greater Cebu is ranked 264,502nd in the world and 1,185th in Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.58 crimes per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Greater Cebu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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Greater Cebu was endorsed by
The People's Kingdom of Corsoaua.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Cebu, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Cebu, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
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Greater Cebu voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Cebu, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Cebu, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Premier Jørgen Jorgenssen's wardrobe.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Cebu, the official Cebuano Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
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Greater Cebu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in
Greater Cebu, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 90 » North of Americas,
Meropis,
Invernessia,
Saint Domingo,
Jim the Baptist,
Pilipinas and Malaya,
Galway-Dublin,
Elisabethshagen,
St Scarlett,
Mynox,
Weltbeherrschung,
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Republic of Satherland,
Irminsulia,
GanymedEuropa,
Super Happy Land,
Walfo,
Imperium Anglorum,
Eco-Paris Reformation,
Kardjali,
Trixeland,
The Champions League,
Kanokla,
An Clar,
The Reunited Yugoslavs,
Valtrona,
Zulrich,
United Communes of Chile,
Christian Terra,
Estonesia,
Khuravia,
Robbonia,
Parliamentary Laramidia,
Northern German Federation,
The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth,
Thracia Republic,
Dauershire,
Ausvelt,
The States of Texas and Arkansas,
Lord Sapre,
Nuweland,
Maalat,
The New Nordic Union,
Dark Matter,
Bareu,
Nardin,
Durlia,
Savinecross,
Apabeossie,
Regnum Italiae, and 40 others.
Trisikistan,
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Thracia and Crimea,
The Scandinavian Realm,
Gutarike,
Eppur,
Chronus,
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Europe a Nation,
Ombran,
Theat ble Asialica,
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Aura Banitia,
Outer Sparta,
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The Federal States of Ezasao,
Nomaida,
Greater Icelandia,
Someseni,
Mombourg,
The Balkan Union state,
NorthPortugal,
Alsted,
The New Mexican Confederation,
Belvanski,
Panversia,
Berlin and Hanover,
Rary,
MEoW-mEoW-mIa,
Dunsteen,
Agausia,
Dabarastan,
Konewa,
Heplon,
The Soviet Republic Of Amercia,
Gorzi,
Caescadia,
Dervenland, and
Corsoaua.