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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,987thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,006thMost Influential: 2,508th
The Socialist Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
You'll Never Walk Alone
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Greater Cebu

Population4.407 billion

CapitalThanatus
LeaderPremier Jørgen Jorgenssen

CurrencyEuro
AnimalSnow Leopard

The Socialist Republic of Greater Cebu is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Jørgen Jorgenssen with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.407 billion Cebuanos enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thanatus. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cebuano economy, worth 912 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,126 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Premier Jørgen Jorgenssen's wardrobe, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cebu's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cebu is ranked 264,502nd in the world and 1,185th in Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.58 crimes per hour.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,987thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,006thMost Influential: 2,508thMost Developed: 2,515thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,569thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,953rdSmartest Citizens: 3,328thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,356thMost Secular: 3,408thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,483rdLargest Governments: 3,506thRudest Citizens: 3,625thSafest: 4,257thMost Inclusive: 4,291stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,572ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,079thMost Efficient Economies: 5,112thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,527thLowest Crime Rates: 5,740thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,084thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,090thHighest Food Quality: 6,388thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,388thNicest Citizens: 6,414thHighest Average Incomes: 6,736thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,914thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,007thHealthiest Citizens: 7,040thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,176thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,394thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,767thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,779thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,028thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,435thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,587thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,175thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,394thMost Cultured: 21,819thBest Weather: 23,450thHighest Economic Output: 23,625thLargest Retail Industry: 26,301stMost Income Equality: 26,428th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 37th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 52nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 57th in the regionMost Secular: 62nd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 76th in the regionNudest: 77th in the regionSafest: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 84th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 89th in the regionMost Inclusive: 90th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 93rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 93rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 102nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 107th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 109th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 113th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 123rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 124th in the regionNicest Citizens: 125th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Cebu was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Greater Cebu was endorsed by The People's Kingdom of Corsoaua.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cebu, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cebu, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Greater Cebu voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederacy of Layem".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cebu, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cebu, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Premier Jørgen Jorgenssen's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cebu, the official Cebuano Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Greater Cebu was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Cebu, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.

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