The Socialist Republic of Greater Cebu is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Premier Jørgen Jorgenssen with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.038 billion Cebuanoes enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thanatus. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cebuano economy, worth 345 trillion kwartas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,416 kwartas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Much of Greater Cebu's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cebu's national animal is the frost dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Cebu is ranked 111,120^th in the world and 112^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Extreme, scoring 18.22 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.