The Socialist Republic of Greater Cebu is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Jørgen Jorgenssen with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, soft-spoken computers, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.407 billion Cebuanos enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thanatus. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cebuano economy, worth 912 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,126 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Premier Jørgen Jorgenssen's wardrobe, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Cebu's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Cebu is ranked 264,502^nd in the world and 1,185^th in Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.58 crimes per hour.