by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 482nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,154th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,333rd
The Brave New World Scientists of
Corporate Police State
Ordem e Progresso
Pedro Vargas
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Greater Brazilistan

Population5.1 billion

LeaderPedro Vargas
FaithUnOrthodox Christianity


The Brave New World Scientists of Greater Brazilistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pedro Vargas with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.1 billion Brazilistanis are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasilia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Brazilistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,064 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 208,775 Reais, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 815,199 per year while the poor average 36,469, a ratio of 22.4 to 1.

Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and criticism of Pedro Vargas is considered unpatriotic. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Brazilistan's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.

Greater Brazilistan is ranked 482nd in the world and 1st in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 16,881.49 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 482ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,154thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,333rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,420thLargest Retail Industry: 3,482ndLargest Black Market: 3,668thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,510thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,699thHighest Average Incomes: 4,853rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,819thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,884thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,989thMost Efficient Economies: 6,328thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,640thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,859thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,062ndTop
Most Developed: 9,943rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,975thMost Devout: 10,022ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,883rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,100thHighest Economic Output: 12,114thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,590thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,666thRudest Citizens: 14,095thLargest Governments: 14,796thMost Cultured: 14,880thSmartest Citizens: 15,024thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,402nd
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the region

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