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Largest Agricultural Sector: 516th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,548th Most Rebellious Youth: 3,326th
The Social Engineers of
Father Knows Best State
Ordem e Progresso
Eva Luísa Morales da Silva
Influence
Contender
HR & Public Relations
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Greater Brazilistan

Population5.721 billion

CapitalBrasilia
LeaderEva Luísa Morales da Silva
FaithUnOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyReal
AnimalJaguar

The Social Engineers of Greater Brazilistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eva Luísa Morales da Silva with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, enslaved workforce, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.721 billion Brazilistanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasilia. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Brazilistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,209 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 211,481 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, and women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Brazilistan's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.

Greater Brazilistan is ranked 19,006th in the world and 5th in Zombie Research Institute for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 306,457.87 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 516thTop
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,548thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,326thLargest Black Market: 3,406thLargest Retail Industry: 3,629thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,671stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,574thHighest Average Incomes: 4,774thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,071stMost Efficient Economies: 6,171stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,466thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,524thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,200thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,362ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,494thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,798thTop
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Most Developed: 9,309thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,628thMost Devout: 10,819thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,870thHighest Economic Output: 10,931stHealthiest Citizens: 11,356thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,120thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,436thLargest Governments: 12,646thSmartest Citizens: 13,071stMost Inclusive: 13,751stMost Cultured: 14,502ndBest Weather: 15,857thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,594thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,890th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Brazilistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Greater Brazilistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Brazilistan, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
  • : Greater Brazilistan was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Brazilistan, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Brazilistan, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Brazilistan, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Brazilistan, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Brazilistan, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Brazilistan, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.

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