by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 519th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,252nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,701st
The Brave New World Scientists of
Right-wing Utopia
Ordem e Progresso
Pedro Vargas
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Greater Brazilistan

Population4.637 billion

CapitalBrasilia
LeaderPedro Vargas
FaithUnOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyReal
AnimalJaguar

The Brave New World Scientists of Greater Brazilistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pedro Vargas with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.637 billion Brazilistanis are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasilia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Brazilistani economy, worth 952 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 205,506 Reais, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 811,912 per year while the poor average 35,216, a ratio of 23.1 to 1.

Visions of giant pink Jaguars are a common side effect after Brazilistanis eat their meals, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Brazilistani Moonshine", and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Brazilistan's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.

Greater Brazilistan is ranked 26,509th in the world and 8th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 3,212.79 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 519thTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,252ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,701stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,463rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,768thLargest Black Market: 3,898thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,564thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,810thHighest Average Incomes: 5,040thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,797thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,864thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,244thMost Efficient Economies: 6,483rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,842ndTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,119thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,377thMost Devout: 8,539thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,777thMost Developed: 10,315thRudest Citizens: 10,973rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,160thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,786thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,316thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,056thHighest Economic Output: 13,378thLargest Governments: 15,538thSmartest Citizens: 15,970thMost Cultured: 16,113th
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10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greater Brazilistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Greater Brazilistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Greater Brazilistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Greater Brazilistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Greater Brazilistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Brazilistan, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Brazilistan, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Brazilistani Moonshine".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Brazilistan, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Brazilistan, visions of giant pink Jaguars are a common side effect after Brazilistanis eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Brazilistan, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".

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