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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 272nd Lowest Crime Rates: 287th Most Corrupt Governments: 365th
The Supreme National Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We fight for freedom and for bread!
Ahmed Hassan Al-Tikriti
Influence
Hermit
Founder / Pact Chairman
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Greater Arab State

Population4.939 billion

CapitalBaghdad
LeaderAhmed Hassan Al-Tikriti
FaithArab Nationalism

CurrencyDinar
AnimalEagle

The Supreme National Union of Greater Arab State is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ahmed Hassan Al-Tikriti with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.939 billion Arabs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baghdad. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arabic economy, worth a remarkable 1,450 trillion Dinars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 293,772 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Ahmed Hassan Al-Tikriti will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Eagles and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Arab State's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Arab Nationalism.

Greater Arab State is ranked 7,529th in the world and 1st in International sovereignty pact for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,366.78 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 272ndLowest Crime Rates: 287thMost Corrupt Governments: 365thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 493rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 568thLargest Governments: 604thHealthiest Citizens: 668thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 756thHighest Average Tax Rates: 924thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,466thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,539thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,761stMost Developed: 1,846thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,954thMost Devout: 2,091stSmartest Citizens: 2,977thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,267thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,665thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,703rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,733rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,002ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,858thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,994thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,001stMost Authoritarian: 5,078thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,120thMost Conservative: 5,497thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,306thBest Weather: 7,238thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,529thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,606thMost Efficient Economies: 8,021stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 9,481stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,966thLargest Mining Sector: 10,429thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,355thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,049thMost Extreme: 12,636thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,385th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Arab State, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Arab State, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Eagles and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Arab State, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Arab State, Ahmed Hassan Al-Tikriti will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Arab State, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Arab State, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Arab State, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Arab State, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Arab State, cosy TV sitcom "AI Love Lucy" showcases harmonious human-robot cohabitation.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Arab State, the leaders of Greater Arab State are given the nod by their predecessors.

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