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Most Authoritarian: 3,832ndMost Conservative: 7,474thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,553rd
The Armed Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We do not believe in destiny
President Slobodan Luvib
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Greater Appalahia

Population2.751 billion

CapitalBeograd
LeaderPresident Slobodan Luvib
FaithSlavic Neopaganism

CurrencyReichmark
AnimalDog

The Armed Republic of Greater Appalahia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Slobodan Luvib with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 2.751 billion Greater Appalahians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beograd. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Greater Appalahian economy, worth 81.7 trillion Reichmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 29,707 Reichmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Appalahia's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Slavic Neopaganism.

Greater Appalahia is ranked 17,752nd in the world and 32nd in Oneid for Most Extreme, scoring 42.16 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 3,832ndMost Conservative: 7,474thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 15,553rdMost Extreme: 17,752ndMost Income Equality: 22,574th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 31st in the regionMost Extreme: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Appalahia, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Appalahia, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Appalahia, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Appalahia, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Appalahia, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
  • : Greater Appalahia changed its national capital to "Beograd", its faith to "Slavic Neopaganism", and its leader to "President Slobodan Luvib".
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Appalahia, official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Appalahia, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Beograd.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Appalahia, President Slobodan Luvib has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Appalahia, Slavic Neopaganism has been named as Greater Appalahia's national religion.

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