The ʙʜɪɴɴᴇᴋᴀ EM | United States of Greater American is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by His Excellency President Ivanka Trump with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The quiet, industrious population of 1.879 billion Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.5%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 209 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,470 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater American's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Trumpism.

Greater American is ranked 170,673^rd in the world and 29^th in Puppet Storage of TUMN for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,359.64 on the Hickory Productivity Index.