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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,587thMost Inclusive: 12,683rdNudest: 13,549th
The ʙʜɪɴɴᴇᴋᴀ EM | United States of
Moralistic Democracy
In God We Trust
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Greater American

Population1.824 billion

CapitalWashington DC
LeaderHis Excellency President Ivanka Trump
FaithTrumpism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The ʙʜɪɴɴᴇᴋᴀ EM | United States of Greater American is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by His Excellency President Ivanka Trump with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 1.824 billion Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.5%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 203 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,470 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater American's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Trumpism.

Greater American is ranked 135,190th in the world and 18th in Puppet Storage of TUMN for Most Extreme, scoring 20.28 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,587thMost Inclusive: 12,683rdNudest: 13,549thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,130thTop
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Most Secular: 16,162ndHighest Food Quality: 17,170thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,689thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,836thLargest Retail Industry: 19,063rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,565thMost Scientifically Advanced: 26,551stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,664thMost Cultured: 27,971stHealthiest Citizens: 28,976thHighest Disposable Incomes: 29,755th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the region

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