The Republic of Greater Ale Mussia Mixiangan is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 615 million Greater Ale Mussia Mixianganians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaburo. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Greater Ale Mussia Mixianganian economy, worth 61.4 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is 99,769 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, large sections of Greater Ale Mussia Mixiangan have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Ale Mussia Mixiangan's national animal is the Corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greater Ale Mussia Mixiangan is ranked 17,150^th in the world and 898^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 68.55 quips per hour.