The Federal Republic of Greater Albaina is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gjergj Kastrioti with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.187 billion Greater Albainans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Albainan economy, worth a remarkable 1,667 trillion Albanian leks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 232,048 Albanian leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Albaina's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Albaina is ranked 5,549^th in the world and 109^th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 121.83 quips per hour.