by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 737thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,931stRudest Citizens: 1,946th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
You, Albania, give me honor, give me the name Albanian)
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Greater Albaina

Population5.15 billion

LeaderGjergj Kastrioti

CurrencyAlbanian lek
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Federal Republic of Greater Albaina is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gjergj Kastrioti with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.15 billion Greater Albainans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Albainan economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion Albanian leks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 204,141 Albanian leks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no", and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Albaina's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Albaina is ranked 46,901st in the world and 377th in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,088.88 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Influential: 737thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,931stRudest Citizens: 1,946thLargest Retail Industry: 2,253rdTop
Most Cultured: 3,068thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,976thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,082ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,324thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,355thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,439thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,991stMost Developed: 6,262ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,455thSmartest Citizens: 6,650thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,239thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,465thHighest Food Quality: 7,493rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,668thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,683rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,944thMost Devout: 10,686thMost Patriotic: 11,170thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,314thLargest Governments: 13,672ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,673rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,194thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,039thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,649thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,736thHighest Economic Output: 17,795thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,780thHealthiest Citizens: 22,573rd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Average: 50th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 54th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 54th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 90th in the regionMost Armed: 92nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 97th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 111th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 114th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 117th in the regionMost Influential: 117th in the regionNudest: 125th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 125th in the regionMost Developed: 128th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 132nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 115 » Elisabethshagen, Invernessia, Savinecross, Someseni, GanymedEuropa, Regnum Italiae, Northern German Federation, Ausvelt, Leranditale, Umeria, South St Maarten, Slavonia and Srijem, Kardjali, Ostermarch, The Champions League, Shaor, Yahlia, Thracia Republic, Republic of Satherland, Saint Domingo, St Scarlett, Grodisze, Leszno, Galway-Dublin, North of Americas, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Irminsulia, Soviet Krussia, Weltbeherrschung, Dark Matter, The New Nordic Union, Thracia and Crimea, Destyntine, Nardin, Walfo, Lovisa, Dauershire, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Jim the Baptist, Nea Europa, The Seven Provinces, An Clar, Abject Ludicrosity, The Kingdom of Denmark, Purgatio, Toaddia, Jahass, Sloburg, Wombelland, New Ylicia, and 65 others.Outer Sparta, Sienkahn, Chronus, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Prussian-Union, Seims, Falvaard, Wessex and Cornwall, NorthPortugal, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Boldia, The Scandinavian Realm, Meropis, Rivierenland, Old World Order, The Oriental Empire, The Mongol Plain, Crestphalia, Quentenia, Azitupia, Imperium Anglorum, The New Mexican Confederation, Apabeossie, Enway, Estoniia, Titoist Yugoslavia, Trixeland, Kanokla, Kyrica, Valtrona, Great Hanover, Eco-Paris Reformation, Asparagusia, Mynox, Othenhiem, Maritzal, Nuevo Europa, Zulrich, Nevelja, Stromia, Soviet Taoistan, Chioganah, Christian Terra, Gliesetonia, Feldorf, New Eestiball, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Powiat Miechowski, United Kingd and Emp of Great Britannia, Maalat, Eski, Berlin and Hanover, Bareu, Lord Sapre, Robbonia, Parliamentary Laramidia, Estonesia, Greater Bahland, Pilipinas and Malaya, ENOTRIA, Joshatu, Yoannes, Hallorland, Greater Dragunovia, and Durlia.

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