The Federal Republic of Greater Albaina is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gjergj Kastrioti with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.15 billion Greater Albainans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Albainan economy, worth a remarkable 1,051 trillion Albanian leks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 204,141 Albanian leks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no", and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Albaina's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Albaina is ranked 46,901^st in the world and 377^th in Europe for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,088.88 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.