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Most Influential: 343rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,390thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,503rd
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
You, Albania, give me honor, give me the name Albanian)
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Greater Albaina

Population7.187 billion

LeaderGjergj Kastrioti

CurrencyAlbanian lek
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Federal Republic of Greater Albaina is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gjergj Kastrioti with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.187 billion Greater Albainans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Albainan economy, worth a remarkable 1,667 trillion Albanian leks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 232,048 Albanian leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Albaina's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Greater Albaina is ranked 5,549th in the world and 109th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 121.83 quips per hour.

Most Influential: 343rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,390thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,503rdRudest Citizens: 1,752ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,248thTop
Most Cultured: 2,753rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,033rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,403rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,976thHighest Average Incomes: 4,897thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,985thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,148thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,226thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,300thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,543rdSmartest Citizens: 5,549thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,694thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,705thMost Developed: 6,375thMost Patriotic: 6,429thHighest Food Quality: 6,906thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,366thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,465thMost Efficient Economies: 11,029thHighest Economic Output: 11,788thMost Armed: 12,386thLargest Black Market: 13,160thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 14,937thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,482ndLargest Governments: 17,023rdMost Corrupt Governments: 17,888thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,527thHealthiest Citizens: 23,780thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,785thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,581stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,283rd
Highest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 54th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 57th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 60th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 71st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 73rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Armed: 76th in the regionMost Average: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 95th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 98th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 102nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 114th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 115th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 124th in the region

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