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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,164th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,600th Largest Publishing Industry: 3,753rd
The Fin Turkic Japonic Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Caucasians, Huns, Japanese and all Altai, We are one!
Temüjin Tayyip Attila Räikkönen Watanabe
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Great Uralia

Population6.368 billion

CapitalAttilas Court
LeaderTemüjin Tayyip Attila Räikkönen Watanabe
FaithTerran Blood

CurrencyForinjoitengesomsomonimanatriallirarog
AnimalNorth American-Eurasian Grey Wolf

The Fin Turkic Japonic Empire of Great Uralia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Temüjin Tayyip Attila Räikkönen Watanabe with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.368 billion Great Uralians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Attilas Court. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Uralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion Forinjoitengesomsomonimanatriallirarogs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 178,284 Forinjoitengesomsomonimanatriallirarogs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, old age is the nation's leading method of execution, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Great Uralian democracy, and blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Uralia's national animal is the North American-Eurasian Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Terran Blood.

Great Uralia is ranked 1,164th in the world and 1st in Turkic Union for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 11,672.42 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,600thTop
5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,753rdMost Devout: 4,104thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,165thLargest Black Market: 5,504thLargest Mining Sector: 6,604thMost Efficient Economies: 6,689thHealthiest Citizens: 6,694thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,133rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,588thHighest Average Incomes: 7,999thLowest Crime Rates: 8,355thTop
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Most Developed: 8,787thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,135thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,401stMost Cultured: 9,583rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,791stLargest Governments: 9,846thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,756thSmartest Citizens: 11,823rdHighest Economic Output: 12,761stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,062ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,414thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,009thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,344thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,630th

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Great Uralia, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Uralia, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Great Uralian democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Uralia, old age is the nation's leading method of execution.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Uralia, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Uralia, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
  • : Great Uralia was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Great Uralia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Great Uralia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Great Uralia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Great Uralia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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