by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 8,285thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,103rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,350th
The Eternal Republicium of
New York Times Democracy
Ordem et Prosperitas
Ernest Jeremy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Great United States

Population1.498 billion

CapitalDistrict of Columbia
LeaderErnest Jeremy

AnimalGolden Eagle

The Eternal Republicium of Great United States is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ernest Jeremy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.498 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving American economy, worth 105 trillion Boreums a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 70,178 Boreums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A government program is underway to revitalize Great United States's beaches, Ernest Jeremy's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and the government is forced to pander to the will of every fruitcake politician. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Great United States's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great United States is ranked 195,186th in the world and 3,313th in Osiris for Most Avoided, scoring 1.72 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Rebellious Youth: 8,285thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,103rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,350thNicest Citizens: 12,378thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,567thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 15,172ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25,111th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 216th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 346th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 469th in the regionNicest Citizens: 620th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 632nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 637th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Tethys 13, Malphe II, Dragonian Alliance, Lukatonia, and Secundum Imperium Romanum.