The Eternal Republicium of Great United States is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ernest Jeremy with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.026 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 26.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving American economy, worth 66.9 trillion Boreums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 65,169 Boreums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, the Great United States Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and a major religion has been named as Great United States's national religion. Crime is relatively low. Great United States's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Great United States is ranked 165,605^th in the world and 5,340^th in Osiris for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 87,783 Standard Monetary Units.