The Regnum Magnum of Great Nuevo Peru is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Perezoso Doom with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.962 billion doomposters are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsargrad. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient keyboard warrior economy, worth a remarkable 2,171 trillion dineroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 364,204 dineroes, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Doomposters incessantly needle their doctors for relief, posters on 'Keyboard Warrior Values' advise against being proud of Great Nuevo Peru, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and concussed alpacaball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Nuevo Peru's national animal is the alpaca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Great Nuevo Peru is ranked 1,330^th in the world and 1^st in The Alliance of Absolute Monarchs for Lowest Crime Rates, with 159.78 law-abiding acts per hour.