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Great Nepal was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 24
Most Efficient Economies: 175th Most Scientifically Advanced: 399th Highest Disposable Incomes: 472nd
The United Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Motherland is Greater than Heaven
Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Great Nepal

Population18.684 billion

CapitalKathmandu
LeaderWilson

CurrencyNepalese rupee
Animalcow

The United Kingdom of Great Nepal is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Wilson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.684 billion Nepalese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kathmandu. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Great Nepalese economy, worth a remarkable 6,149 trillion Nepalese rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 329,122 Nepalese rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who don't meet government health standards are whisked away never to be seen again, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Nepal's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Great Nepal is ranked 15,070th in the world and 1st in Alt Earth for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,712.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Efficient Economies: 175thMost Scientifically Advanced: 399thHighest Disposable Incomes: 472ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 517thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 640thHighest Economic Output: 820thLargest Information Technology Sector: 835thMost Avoided: 852ndLargest Insurance Industry: 957thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 964thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 981stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,009thHighest Average Incomes: 1,024thLargest Retail Industry: 1,189thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,239thLargest Black Market: 1,271stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,367thLargest Mining Sector: 1,524thTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,576thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,594thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,706thMost Armed: 1,806thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,811thRudest Citizens: 2,812thSmartest Citizens: 4,655thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,038thLargest Populations: 5,109thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,788thMost Stationary: 5,806thMost Secular: 6,123rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,829thTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,280thMost Influential: 11,010thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,820thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,094thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,070th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Great Nepal was nominated for a World Assembly Condemnation by Front range.
  • : Great Nepal was nominated for a World Assembly Condemnation by Front range.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Largest Governments.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 5% for Most Dead.

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