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Great Nepal was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 24
Most Efficient Economies: 169th Highest Disposable Incomes: 467th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 483rd
The United Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Motherland is Greater than Heaven
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Great Nepal

Population20.26 billion

CapitalKathmandu
LeaderWilson

CurrencyNepalese rupee
Animalcow

The United Kingdom of Great Nepal is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Wilson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.26 billion Nepalese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kathmandu. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Great Nepalese economy, worth a remarkable 6,668 trillion Nepalese rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 329,122 Nepalese rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who don't meet government health standards are whisked away never to be seen again, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Nepal's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Great Nepal is ranked 169,490th in the world and 5,624th in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 10.5 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Efficient Economies: 169thHighest Disposable Incomes: 467thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 483rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 483rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 719thHighest Economic Output: 783rdMost Avoided: 828thLargest Insurance Industry: 896thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 904thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 946thLargest Information Technology Sector: 985thHighest Average Incomes: 1,137thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,288thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,345thLargest Retail Industry: 1,413thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,430thLargest Black Market: 1,448thLargest Mining Sector: 1,492ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,561stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,704thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,732ndMost Armed: 1,820thRudest Citizens: 3,362ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,651stSmartest Citizens: 4,888thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,906thLargest Populations: 4,948thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,046thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,518thMost Secular: 7,067thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,914thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,078thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,702ndLargest Gambling Industry: 15,787thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,107th
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Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 46th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 63rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Black Market: 82nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 86th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 87th in the regionMost Armed: 90th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 90th in the regionLargest Populations: 99th in the regionRudest Citizens: 120th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 136th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 176th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 267th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 290th in the regionMost Secular: 293rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 300th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 374th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 376th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 450th in the region

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  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Great Nepal's influence in Osiris rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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