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Great Nepal was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 24
Most Efficient Economies: 167th Most Scientifically Advanced: 456th Highest Disposable Incomes: 471st
The United Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Motherland is Greater than Heaven
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Great Nepal

Population19.538 billion

CapitalKathmandu
LeaderWilson

CurrencyNepalese rupee
Animalcow

The United Kingdom of Great Nepal is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Wilson with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.538 billion Nepalese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kathmandu. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Great Nepalese economy, worth a remarkable 6,430 trillion Nepalese rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 329,122 Nepalese rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who don't meet government health standards are whisked away never to be seen again, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Nepal's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Great Nepal is ranked 160,029th in the world and 5,801st in Osiris for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 34.88 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most Efficient Economies: 167thMost Scientifically Advanced: 456thHighest Disposable Incomes: 471stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 499thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 682ndHighest Economic Output: 806thMost Avoided: 856thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 937thLargest Insurance Industry: 940thLargest Information Technology Sector: 940thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 960thHighest Average Incomes: 1,119thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,134thLargest Retail Industry: 1,331stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,367thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,376thLargest Black Market: 1,376thLargest Mining Sector: 1,481stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,594thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,655thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,683rdMost Armed: 1,795thRudest Citizens: 3,093rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,167thSmartest Citizens: 4,804thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,817thLargest Populations: 5,040thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,704thMost Secular: 6,498thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,619thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,366thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,857thMost Influential: 11,960thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,246thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,254th
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 34th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Black Market: 75th in the regionMost Armed: 79th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 87th in the regionRudest Citizens: 104th in the regionLargest Populations: 106th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 132nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Influential: 164th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 225th in the regionMost Secular: 254th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 258th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 265th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 333rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 367th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 420th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Great Nepal's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Great Nepal's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Great Nepal was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Great Nepal ceased to exist in Alt earth.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Great Nepal was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.

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