The Assassins of Great Marsinia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by disputed with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, humorless population of 6.504 billion Maxiniyas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frost Temple. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Maxiniya economy, worth 982 trillion Arctic Medallions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 151,071 Arctic Medallions, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and condos feature wall-mounted cages containing endangered animals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Marsinia's national animal is the inexistant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Worship of Schadenfreude.

Great Marsinia is ranked 105,981^st in the world and 3^rd in Gejenteget for Most Devout, with 11.18 Prayers Per Hour.