by Max Barry

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Most Patriotic: 805thMost Influential: 1,701stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,551st
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
O que está morto não pode morrer
Oilam Rēus Tuoutaik
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Great Luirokitanea

Population2.783 billion

LeaderOilam Rēus Tuoutaik
FaithLusitanian paganism


The Dictatorship of Great Luirokitanea is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Oilam Rēus Tuoutaik with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.783 billion Leukuires are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lankiobriga. The average income tax rate is 49.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Luirokitanean economy, worth 543 trillion Leukants a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 195,396 Leukants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Luirokitanea's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lusitanian paganism.

Great Luirokitanea is ranked 10,563rd in the world and 36th in Conch Kingdom for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 383.79 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Patriotic: 805thMost Influential: 1,701stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,551stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,745thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,235thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,282ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,484thMost Cultured: 6,571stLargest Retail Industry: 6,917thMost Efficient Economies: 7,000thLargest Mining Sector: 7,506thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,526thHighest Average Incomes: 7,807thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,030thMost Devout: 8,727thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,563rdMost Developed: 11,428thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,672ndLargest Black Market: 12,244thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,478thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,762ndSmartest Citizens: 13,376thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 14,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,387thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,264thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,135thLargest Governments: 18,621stLargest Welfare Programs: 18,944thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,229thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,861stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,985thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,629thLowest Crime Rates: 25,422ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,645thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25,879th
Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionMost Armed: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionLargest Governments: 60th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 63rd in the region

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