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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 157thHighest Poor Incomes: 177thMost Subsidized Industry: 180th
The Surreal Wonderland of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Spankety, spankety, spankety! Who's the cool one now?
Premier Moro
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Great Liberal Land of True Serbia

Population12.8 billion

CapitalNew Belgrade
LeaderPremier Moro
FaithOrthodoxy 2

Currencydinar
Animallynx

The Surreal Wonderland of Great Liberal Land of True Serbia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Moro with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avant-garde cinema, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.8 billion Serbs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belgrade. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Serbian economy, worth a remarkable 5,667 trillion dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 442,787 dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Lynx', you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Liberal Land of True Serbia's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy 2.

Great Liberal Land of True Serbia is ranked 139,502nd in the world and 3,343rd in the West Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.05 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 157thHighest Poor Incomes: 177thMost Subsidized Industry: 180thLargest Black Market: 302ndMost Advanced Public Education: 311thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 341stLargest Information Technology Sector: 390thMost Advanced Public Transport: 463rdMost Patriotic: 514thHighest Average Incomes: 536thHighest Average Tax Rates: 718thLargest Governments: 744thMost Corrupt Governments: 953rdMost Cultured: 1,033rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,089thMost Efficient Economies: 1,168thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,198thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,300thMost Developed: 1,468thSmartest Citizens: 1,510thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,550thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,566thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,605thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,637thHighest Economic Output: 1,754thMost Secular: 1,764thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,842ndHighest Food Quality: 1,936thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,149thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,317thLargest Mining Sector: 2,574thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,042ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,968thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,087thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,249thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,827thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,905thMost Influential: 9,004thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,924thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,325thHealthiest Citizens: 17,297th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 43rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 44th in the regionMost Secular: 44th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 58th in the regionMost Inclusive: 61st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 101st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 101st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 160th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 173rd in the regionLargest Populations: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 214th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 277th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 371st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 398th in the region

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