Most Efficient Economies: 690th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,204th Rudest Citizens: 1,286th
The Revolutionary Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Who are we fooling with this 'Age of Consent' thing?
President-elect Gary Johnson
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Revolutionary Republic of Great Jergania and Jonland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President-elect Gary Johnson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.533 billion Jerganians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LibertÓ. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Jerganian economy, worth a remarkable 1,843 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 193,432 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 843,953 per year while the poor average 28,015, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, and visions of giant pink doves are a common side effect after Jerganians eat their meals. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Great Jergania and Jonland's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of Kek.

Great Jergania and Jonland is ranked 78,113th in the world and 1,923rd in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Efficient Economies: 690thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,204thRudest Citizens: 1,286thMost Armed: 1,292ndTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 1,726thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,973rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,196thHighest Crime Rates: 2,338thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,396thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,727thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,929thFattest Citizens: 3,096thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,332ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,365thMost Avoided: 3,604thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,751stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,314thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,396thHighest Economic Output: 4,519thHighest Average Incomes: 4,697thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,721stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,733rdMost Cultured: 4,820thMost Devout: 5,145thMost Politically Free: 5,435thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,554thLargest Mining Sector: 6,343rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,845thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,901stTop
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Most Pro-Market: 10,061stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,855thSmartest Citizens: 11,534thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,204thLargest Populations: 13,478th
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Most Efficient Economies: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 46th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 52nd in the regionMost Armed: 53rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 67th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 95th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 96th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 97th in the regionMost Politically Free: 100th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 103rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 132nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 134th in the regionMost Cultured: 142nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 147th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 154th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 156th in the regionMost Avoided: 157th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 171st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 187th in the regionMost Devout: 191st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 198th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 204th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 204th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 237th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 245th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 268th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 296th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 301st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 332nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 353rd in the regionLargest Populations: 397th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 417th in the region

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