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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,414thMost Authoritarian: 5,909thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,207th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
One country, one religion, one emperor
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / President of the Union
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Great Jamonia

Population260 million

CapitalCharniceria

Currencypiggys
Animalpork

The Holy Empire of Great Jamonia is a huge, safe nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 260 million Jamonists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charniceria. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Jamonist economy, worth 16.6 trillion piggys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,712 piggys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Great Jamonia as a reminder of their "special relationship", a nation-wide cull of porks is in effect, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Charniceria, and hazmat suits are a common Jamonist garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Jamonia's national animal is the pork, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great Jamonia is ranked 148,051st in the world and 8th in League of Empires for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.59 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,414thMost Authoritarian: 5,909thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,207thMost Conservative: 12,147thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,233rdMost Extreme: 14,499thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,718th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Great Jamonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Crushing Our Enemies".
  • : Great Jamonia created a new poll in League of Empires: "Votation for creation of a multi-regional military alliance".
  • : Following new legislation in Great Jamonia, hazmat suits are a common Jamonist garb.
  • : Great Jamonia changed its national capital to "Charniceria".
  • : Following new legislation in Great Jamonia, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Charniceria.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Jamonia, a nation-wide cull of porks is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Jamonia, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Great Jamonia as a reminder of their "special relationship".
  • : Following new legislation in Great Jamonia, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Jamonia, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Jamonia, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.

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