The Moral Republic of Great Jahar is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Je Kranhev with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 995 million Jaharians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotellia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaharian economy, worth 154 trillion Jahas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 154,785 Jahas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 511,786 per year while the poor average 34,995, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Je Kranhev's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, Je Kranhev has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, and the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Molecules hunting institutions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great Jahar's national animal is the Molecules, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Great Jahar is ranked 265,043^rd in the world and 12,490^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.12 pounds of wildlife per square mile.