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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,059th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,139th Lowest Crime Rates: 4,253rd
The United People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The workers of the world, unite!
General Secretary Ian McWilliams
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Great Ian Empire

Population1.995 billion

CapitalIaniskia
LeaderGeneral Secretary Ian McWilliams
FaithCommunism and the state

CurrencyImagination Bucks
AnimalCapitalist Pig

The United People's Republic of Great Ian Empire is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Ian McWilliams with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.995 billion Loyal Comrades are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ianiskia. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Ian Empirean economy, worth 307 trillion Imagination Bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 153,975 Imagination Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Ian Empire's national animal is the Capitalist Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Communism and the state.

Great Ian Empire is ranked 11,925th in the world and 64th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 5,141.84 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,059thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,139thLowest Crime Rates: 4,253rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,391stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,266thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,393rdMost Authoritarian: 7,047thTop
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Largest Governments: 8,768thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,147thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,801stMost Secular: 10,165thHealthiest Citizens: 10,307thMost Developed: 10,457thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,134thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,678thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,925thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,971stHighest Average Incomes: 11,979thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,833rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,868thMost Influential: 13,130thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,665thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,361stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,867thMost Pacifist: 15,513thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,601stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,626thMost Cultured: 15,646thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,130thSmartest Citizens: 16,571stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,596th
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Most Pacifist: 23rd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 37th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 38th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 42nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 48th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 58th in the regionSafest: 60th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 61st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 64th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Great Ian Empire, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Great Ian Empire was endorsed by The Plutocratic Banana Republic of Zerentopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Ian Empire, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Ian Empire, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.
  • : Following new legislation in Great Ian Empire, surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks.
  • : Great Ian Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on Animal Testing".
  • : Great Ian Empire withdrew a proposal from the WA General Assembly titled "International Defense Council".
  • : Following new legislation in Great Ian Empire, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
  • : Great Ian Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Great Ian Empire submitted a proposal to the General Assembly International Security Board entitled "International Defense Council".

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