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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,956thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,912thBest Weather: 4,116th
The Empire of
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Great Celtic Empire

Population17.106 billion

LeaderEmperor Fabian Thorodon


The Empire of Great Celtic Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Fabian Thorodon with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 17.106 billion Great Celtic Empireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celtica. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Celtic Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,786 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,454 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bars are packed at all hours, net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent, the Great Celtic Empirean Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Celtica make great practice for foreign snipers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Celtic Empire's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dephoran.

Great Celtic Empire is ranked 168,652nd in the world and 3rd in Empire of Oceania for Most Primitive, scoring -121.21 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,956thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,912thBest Weather: 4,116thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,492ndMost Influential: 5,443rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,539thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,728thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,583rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,696thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,882ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,045thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,280thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,678thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,810thMost Stationary: 8,182ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,397thHighest Economic Output: 8,601stLargest Governments: 9,042ndLargest Populations: 9,402ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,549thMost Cultured: 9,673rdMost Developed: 10,141stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10,740thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,815thMost Devout: 12,011thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,202ndMost Efficient Economies: 13,483rdHealthiest Citizens: 14,902ndSmartest Citizens: 17,969thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,501stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,355th

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