The United Kingdom of Great Britain Ireland and Cornwall is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by HM King-Emperor Richard IV with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, devout population of 2.475 billion Britons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edinburgh. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming British economy, worth 210 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,881 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

HM King-Emperor Richard IV has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Britain Ireland and Cornwall's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Presbyterian Christianity.

Great Britain Ireland and Cornwall is ranked 254,212^th in the world and 127^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.