by Max Barry

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Largest Publishing Industry: 10,491stMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,094thNicest Citizens: 13,938th
The United Patriotic Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We’re British and we like Tea!
King Tea IV
Eminence Grise
First consul/founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Great Britain and Irelandia

Population1.087 billion

CapitalCity Of tea
LeaderKing Tea IV
FaithChurch of the divine tea and holiness

CurrencyBritish pound

The United Patriotic Kingdom of Great Britain and Irelandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Tea IV with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.087 billion Great Britain and Irelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Of tea. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Great Britain and Irelandian economy, worth 120 trillion British pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,945 British pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, and aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Britain and Irelandia's national animal is the Tea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the divine tea and holiness.

Great Britain and Irelandia is ranked 52,908th in the world and 1st in Memefest for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,291.29 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Publishing Industry: 10,491stMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,094thNicest Citizens: 13,938thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,017thTop
Most Inclusive: 16,392ndHighest Food Quality: 16,660thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,628thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,684thMost Cultured: 19,432ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,599thBest Weather: 23,852ndLongest Average Lifespans: 24,307thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,105thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,302ndMost Secular: 25,734thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,317thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,941stHealthiest Citizens: 26,993rdLowest Crime Rates: 27,376thMost Developed: 28,255thSmartest Citizens: 29,130thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,007th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the region

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