by Max Barry

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Largest Publishing Industry: 7,618thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,433rdMost Inclusive: 12,674th
The United Patriotic Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
We’re British and we like Tea!
King Tea IV
First consul/founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Great Britain and Irelandia

Population2.157 billion

CapitalCity Of tea
LeaderKing Tea IV
FaithChurch of the divine tea and holiness

CurrencyBritish pound

The United Patriotic Kingdom of Great Britain and Irelandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Tea IV with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.157 billion Great Britain and Irelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Of tea. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Great Britain and Irelandian economy, worth 251 trillion British pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 116,424 British pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, King Tea IV is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Britain and Irelandia's national animal is the Tea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the divine tea and holiness.

Great Britain and Irelandia is ranked 54,804th in the world and 2nd in Memefest for Most Patriotic, with 23.75 flags saluted per person per day.

Largest Publishing Industry: 7,618thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,433rdMost Inclusive: 12,674thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,749thNicest Citizens: 13,052ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,398thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,207thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,335thMost Cultured: 14,409thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,613thMost Developed: 14,633rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,638thHighest Food Quality: 14,763rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,689thMost Income Equality: 17,265thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,458thLowest Crime Rates: 17,877thBest Weather: 18,022ndSmartest Citizens: 18,051stLargest Governments: 19,983rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,427thHealthiest Citizens: 21,904thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,915thSafest: 23,786thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,872ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,724thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,151st

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