Population | 2.157 billion |
Capital | City Of tea |
Leader | King Tea IV |
Faith | Church of the divine tea and holiness |
Currency | British pound |
Animal | Tea |
The United Patriotic Kingdom of Great Britain and Irelandia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Tea IV with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.157 billion Great Britain and Irelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Of tea. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Great Britain and Irelandian economy, worth 251 trillion British pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 116,424 British pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
One does not simply walk into the tundra, King Tea IV is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Britain and Irelandia's national animal is the Tea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the divine tea and holiness.
Great Britain and Irelandia is ranked 54,804th in the world and 2nd in Memefest for Most Patriotic, with 23.75 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Great Britain and Irelandia published "Map of Del Macho (near modern day Barbados)" (Factbook: Overview).
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Great Britain and Irelandia, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
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Great Britain and Irelandia, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms.
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Great Britain and Irelandia, King Tea IV is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests.
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Great Britain and Irelandia, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
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Great Britain and Irelandia, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles.
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Great Britain and Irelandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
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Great Britain and Irelandia, Great Britain and Irelandians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
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Great Britain and Irelandia, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
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Great Britain and Irelandia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.