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Most Beautiful Environments: 5,533rdMost Cultured: 5,536thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,896th
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Great Baltic Empire

Population9.636 billion


The Dominion of Great Baltic Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.707 billion Baltics, 6.686 billion of whom are zombies, are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Great Baltic Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,203 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,931 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lavish state dinners in Great Baltic Empire City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, and begun the Clone Wars have. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Baltic Empire's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great Baltic Empire is ranked 216,875th in the world and 6,720th in Osiris for Most Avoided, scoring 0.39 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Beautiful Environments: 5,533rdMost Cultured: 5,536thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,896thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,896thBest Weather: 6,990thMost Dead: 8,485thHealthiest Citizens: 8,565thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,249thMost Secular: 10,219thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,342ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,424thMost Inclusive: 10,472ndSmartest Citizens: 10,988thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 11,354thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,076thHighest Economic Output: 14,234thMost Zombified: 14,908thMost Developed: 16,223rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,452ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,606thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,640thLargest Governments: 16,768thLowest Crime Rates: 17,337thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,160thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,174thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,944thHighest Average Incomes: 21,318thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,443rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,226thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,247th
Most Beautiful Environments: 240th in the regionMost Cultured: 259th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 289th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 318th in the regionBest Weather: 322nd in the regionMost Zombified: 345th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 368th in the regionMost Dead: 409th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 437th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 450th in the regionMost Secular: 500th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 514th in the regionMost Inclusive: 516th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 531st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 605th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 648th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 667th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Valerievna, ZT333, and Malphe II.

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