The Dominion of Great Baltic Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.707 billion Baltics, 6.686 billion of whom are zombies, are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Great Baltic Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,203 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,931 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Lavish state dinners in Great Baltic Empire City are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, and begun the Clone Wars have. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Baltic Empire's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Great Baltic Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Zombified and the Top 10% for Most Rebellious Youth and Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Great Baltic Empire was ravaged by a Zombie Runner Horde from The Celestial Empire of Lovable Alien Overlord, infecting 628 million survivors.
- : Great Baltic Empire's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Great Baltic Empire was endorsed by The Avid Rodent of Malphe II.
- : Great Baltic Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Great Baltic Empire was endorsed by The Consciousness of ZT333.
- : Great Baltic Empire's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Great Baltic Empire endorsed The Gold Brit of Wymondham.
- : Great Baltic Empire endorsed The Nomadic People of Pridelantic people.
- : Great Baltic Empire endorsed The Divine Star Empire of Dragonian Alliance.