The Dominion of Great Baltic Empire is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, infamous sell-swords, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.356 billion Baltics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 75.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Great Baltic Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,376 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 132,951 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, the Great Baltic Empire Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Baltic Empire's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great Baltic Empire is ranked 17,539^th in the world and 1,079^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,449.05 on the Societal Mobility Rating.