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Great Baltic Empire

Population9.085 billion


The Dominion of Great Baltic Empire is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.085 billion Baltics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Great Baltic Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,935 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The army's shirt ninja are the most feared assassins in the region, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Baltic Empire's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great Baltic Empire is ranked 14,565th in the world and 695th in Osiris for Highest Economic Output, with 1,116 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Beautiful Environments: 5,205thMost Cultured: 5,618thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,489thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,531stBest Weather: 6,579thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,173rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,754thMost Secular: 9,963rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,041stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,194thSmartest Citizens: 10,443rdMost Inclusive: 10,448thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,088thTop
Highest Economic Output: 14,565thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,845thLowest Crime Rates: 15,883rdMost Developed: 15,966thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,421stLargest Governments: 16,548thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,550thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,914thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,270thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,301stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,783rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,189thHighest Average Incomes: 21,335thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,548thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,921st
Most Beautiful Environments: 236th in the regionMost Cultured: 283rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 305th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 327th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 362nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 417th in the regionMost Secular: 460th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 490th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 511th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 522nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 540th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 610th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 630th in the region

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