The Dominion of Great Baltic Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.103 billion Baltics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Great Baltic Empirean economy, worth 812 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,393 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Baltic Empire's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great Baltic Empire is ranked 11,349^th in the world and 1^st in Great Commonwealth of the Midgard for Smartest Citizens, with 82.99 Quips Per Hour.