The Oned Rikes of Great Apathonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by a Julius Caesar-wannabe with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed population of 8.537 billion Apathons are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sprajna. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gundi economy, worth a remarkable 1,544 trillion Apathon Donatuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,866 Apathon Donatuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Apathonia's national animal is the erne, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is abstract Abrahamic monotheism.

Great Apathonia is ranked 166,313^th in the world and 43^rd in Kantrias for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 539.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.