The Holy Empire of Fiefdoms of Great-Desolates is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsar with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.743 billion Desolates have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mосква. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Desolate economy, worth a remarkable 1,205 trillion ℕubloes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,924 ℕubloes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 620,499 per year while the poor average 55,817, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

A popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Tsar, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Tsar to meetings with foreign heads of state, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Great-Desolates after the ban on emigration was lifted, and a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Great-Desolates's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodox Тристе.

Great-Desolates is ranked 17,872^nd in the world and 126^th in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,548.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.