The Crazy Land of Greaditzerikarthee is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by SMG4 with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.074 billion Greaditzerikartheeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kajula. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Greaditzerikartheean economy, worth 161 trillion Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 149,939 Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 872,256 per year while the poor average 12,184, a ratio of 71.6 to 1.

Stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, programmers often reinvent the wheel, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Greaditzerikarthee's national animal is the Mario, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is SMG4ism.

Greaditzerikarthee is ranked 311^th in the world and 14^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 422.06 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.