The Federal Republic of Gre Aki is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 395 million Gre Akians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porora. The average income tax rate is 29.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Gre Akian economy, worth 27.8 trillion Gre Akian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 70,335 Gre Akian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gre Aki's national animal is the Akian Fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Gre Aki is ranked 309,873^rd in the world and 216^th in Karma for Most Patriotic, with 1.22 flags saluted per person per day.