The Two Kingdoms of GraySoap is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Emil II with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 33.85 billion Grays enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gorsotten. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gray economy, worth an astonishing 12,910 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 381,398 Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer, time flies when you're not having fun, the fate of the world literally rests on King Emil II's fingers, and regional governors use national law books as toilet paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. GraySoap's national animal is the Eastern Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GraySoap is ranked 46,809^th in the world and 4^th in The Conservative Coalition for Most Patriotic, with 33.28 flags saluted per person per day.