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Most Efficient Economies: 32nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 298th Most Cheerful Citizens: 328th
The United Kingdoms of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Caballien Misain Ye
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Grays Harbor

Population32.696 billion

LeaderKing Paul-Emil II
FaithHarberian Catholic


The United Kingdoms of Grays Harbor is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Paul-Emil II with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 32.696 billion Harberians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberdeen. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Harberian economy, worth a remarkable 7,813 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 238,969 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Women across the country are tying the knot, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grays Harbor's national animal is the Baycat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harberian Catholic.

Grays Harbor is ranked 170,834th in the world and 177th in Texas for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -34.79 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 32ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 298thMost Cheerful Citizens: 328thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 381stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 527thHighest Economic Output: 541stLargest Populations: 800thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,119thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,375thTop
Most Cultured: 1,769thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,888thMost Influential: 1,975thLowest Crime Rates: 2,274thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,369thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,538thSafest: 2,661stLargest Governments: 2,802ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,820thHighest Average Incomes: 3,210thFattest Citizens: 3,503rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,520thMost Stationary: 3,992ndSmartest Citizens: 4,881stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,582ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,228thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,447thMost Developed: 7,471stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,458thTop
Most Devout: 9,722ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,556thLargest Mining Sector: 12,091stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,603rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,678thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,729thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,286th
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
  • : Grays Harbor voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Severisen".
  • : Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
  • : Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, women across the country are tying the knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, Harberian husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.


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