The United Kingdoms of Grays Harbor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Paul-Emil II with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 31.912 billion Harberians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberdeen. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Harberian economy, worth a remarkable 7,622 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 238,855 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Aberdeen Natural History Museum, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grays Harbor's national animal is the Baycat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harberian Catholic.

Grays Harbor is ranked 125,118^th in the world and 129^th in Texas for Nudest, with 82.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.