The United Kingdoms of Grays Harbor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Paul-Emil II with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 29.626 billion Harberians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberdeen. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Harberian economy, worth a remarkable 6,576 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 221,975 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Huge explosions in the sky are a daily occurrence in the cities, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, bike rage is all the rage, and toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grays Harbor's national animal is the Baycat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Harberian Catholic.

Grays Harbor is ranked 164,032^nd in the world and 144^th in Texas for Most Inclusive, scoring 9.25 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.