The United Kingdoms of Grays Harbor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Paul-Emil II with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 31.623 billion Harberians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberdeen. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Harberian economy, worth a remarkable 7,411 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 234,375 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A rusted hulk in Aberdeen harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Texas, hell is not always other people, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Harberian mussels the biggest in Texas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grays Harbor's national animal is the Baycat and its national religion is Harberian Catholic.

Grays Harbor is ranked 815^th in the world and 18^th in Texas for Largest Populations, with 31.6 billion Capita.