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Most Efficient Economies: 32nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 313th Most Cheerful Citizens: 347th
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Grays Harbor

Population33.373 billion

LeaderKing Paul-Emil II
FaithHarberian Catholic


The United Kingdoms of Grays Harbor is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Paul-Emil II with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 33.373 billion Harberians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberdeen. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Harberian economy, worth a remarkable 8,130 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 243,614 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, Harberian actors literally work from cradle to grave, and straitjackets are a common religious garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grays Harbor's national animal is the Baycat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Harberian Catholic.

Grays Harbor is ranked 25,881st in the world and 40th in Texas for Highest Drug Use, scoring 95.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 32ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 313thMost Cheerful Citizens: 347thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 373rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 514thHighest Economic Output: 547thLargest Populations: 796thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,133rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,220thTop
Most Cultured: 1,682ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,690thMost Influential: 2,003rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,263rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,386thLargest Governments: 2,723rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,810thSafest: 2,968thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,048thHighest Average Incomes: 3,076thFattest Citizens: 3,164thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,310thMost Stationary: 3,864thSmartest Citizens: 4,695thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,310thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,938thMost Developed: 7,143rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,270thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 7,643rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,835thLargest Mining Sector: 11,529thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,762ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,040thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,086thMost Devout: 15,165th
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionTop
Safest: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Average: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, straitjackets are a common religious garb.
  • : Grays Harbor voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Affordable Transgender Hormone Therapy".
  • : Grays Harbor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend the Rejected Realms".
  • : Grays Harbor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, Harberian actors literally work from cradle to grave.
  • : Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Grays Harbor altered its national flag.
  • : Grays Harbor altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Grays Harbor, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.


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