The Constitutional Monarchy of Gratnew is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 659 million Grations have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ortornia. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Gratnion economy, worth 51.3 trillion Ronberks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,846 Ronberks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gratnew's national animal is the Gration Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gratnew is ranked 59,662^nd in the world and 272^nd in Europe for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,892.75 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.