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Largest Retail Industry: 1,217th Rudest Citizens: 1,437th Fattest Citizens: 3,115th
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Grater Tovakia

Population2.62 billion



The F-14 loving nation of Grater Tovakia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.62 billion Tovakians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gavograd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Grater Tovakian economy, worth 416 trillion Gavins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 159,153 Gavins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 522,782 per year while the poor average 36,335, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

The government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, there's no such thing as bad publicity, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and the nation is under martial law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grater Tovakia's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Grater Tovakia is ranked 28,821st in the world and 45th in Lands End for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,042.26 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,217thRudest Citizens: 1,437thTop
Fattest Citizens: 3,115thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,612thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,802ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,069thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,359thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,443rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,555thLargest Mining Sector: 4,726thMost Avoided: 4,880thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,131stMost Influential: 5,215thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,601stTop
Largest Black Market: 8,595thMost Armed: 9,046thHighest Average Incomes: 10,871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,116thMost Efficient Economies: 12,781stMost Pro-Market: 14,882nd
Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the region

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