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Largest Retail Industry: 1,264th Rudest Citizens: 1,396th Fattest Citizens: 3,092nd
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Grater Tovakia

Population3.194 billion



The F-14 loving nation of Grater Tovakia is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.194 billion Tovakians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gavograd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Grater Tovakian economy, worth 510 trillion Gavins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 159,684 Gavins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 528,856 per year while the poor average 36,015, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, meals are now followed by thirty minutes of mandatory exercise, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Gavograd as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grater Tovakia's national animal is the Falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Grater Tovakia is ranked 153,868th in the world and 4,885th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1.08752013732 Days.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,264thRudest Citizens: 1,396thTop
Fattest Citizens: 3,092ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,571stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,681stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,970thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,170thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,329thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,535thLargest Mining Sector: 4,605thMost Avoided: 4,665thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,797thMost Influential: 5,225thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,372ndLargest Black Market: 7,634thTop
Most Armed: 8,360thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,954thHighest Average Incomes: 10,572ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,427thMost Pro-Market: 13,720thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,242nd
Rudest Citizens: 46th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 51st in the regionFattest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Influential: 87th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 91st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 98th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 101st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 110th in the regionMost Avoided: 120th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 145th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 146th in the regionMost Armed: 199th in the regionLargest Black Market: 205th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 218th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 260th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 297th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 324th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 359th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 416th in the region

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