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Most Primitive: 2,296th Most Devout: 4,374th Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,720th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Corrupt Dictatorship
May our ancestors grant us strength.
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Rare

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Grashakiir

Population371 million

CapitalCurrently migrating

Currencybartering pelt
AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Nomadic Peoples of Grashakiir is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 371 million Grashakiirans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Environment, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Currently migrating. The average income tax rate is 41.0%.

The sizeable but inefficient Grashakiiran economy, worth 17.1 trillion bartering pelts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,068 bartering pelts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, and foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grashakiir's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Grashakiir is ranked 31,965th in the world and 54th in Wintreath for Highest Drug Use, scoring 91.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Primitive: 2,296thMost Devout: 4,374thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,720thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,217th
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Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Grashakiir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Grashakiir, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Grashakiir, many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
  • : Grashakiir was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Grashakiir, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears.
  • : Following new legislation in Grashakiir, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation.
  • : Following new legislation in Grashakiir, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • : Grashakiir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Grashakiir lodged a message on the Wintreath Regional Message Board.
  • : Grashakiir published "Rise of the Kro'gashi Horde - The Split" (Factbook: Politics).

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