by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 3,031stMost Primitive: 8,512thHighest Economic Output: 12,315th
The Southern Dominion of
Father Knows Best State
Anarchy, Death, Submission
Civil Rights
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Granite Mountain

Population26.117 billion

LeaderEarl Jackie Trollis
FaithGranite Temples

Currencytopaz ring

The Southern Dominion of Granite Mountain is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Earl Jackie Trollis with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 26.117 billion Slaves are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barzopal. The average income tax rate is 18.0%.

The very strong Granite Mountainian economy, worth a remarkable 1,260 trillion topaz rings a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,246 topaz rings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Membership in the state-owned Church of Granite Mountain is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, and matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Granite Mountain's national animal is the Viper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Granite Temples.

Granite Mountain is ranked 23,291st in the world and 3rd in Mercenary Lands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,455.65 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 3,031stMost Primitive: 8,512thTop
Highest Economic Output: 12,315thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,525thLargest Black Market: 14,761stMost Stationary: 16,502nd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the region

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