Most Cheerful Citizens: 180th Most Devout: 283rd Most Cultured: 442nd
The Most Holy and Serene Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Salus Populi Suprema Lex Esto
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Earl
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Most Holy and Serene Empire of GrandKirche is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sir Charles Murton with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 10.835 billion GrandKircheans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Mary's Port. The average income tax rate is 4.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient GrandKirchean economy, worth a remarkable 1,796 trillion Church Pounds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,802 Church Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums, and torture is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. GrandKirche's national animal is the Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Primitive Methodism.

GrandKirche is ranked 608th in the world and 1st in The British Empire for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 55,534.39 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 180thMost Devout: 283rdMost Cultured: 442ndMost Efficient Economies: 453rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 608thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,324thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,528thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,684thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,449thSafest: 3,245thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,426thHighest Economic Output: 4,709thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,717thMost Avoided: 5,349thSmartest Citizens: 5,713thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,761stMost Inclusive: 6,617thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,708thNicest Citizens: 6,898thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,382ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,776thTop
10%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,106thLargest Retail Industry: 10,871stLargest Populations: 10,980thHealthiest Citizens: 11,154thMost Developed: 13,169th
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5%
Most Developed: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, torture is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums.
  • : GrandKirche lodged a message on the The British Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, polite commuters on the St Mary's Port Metro always let hurried workers off the train first.
  • : GrandKirche was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, GrandKirche successfully hosted the The British Empire Olympics.

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