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Most Cheerful Citizens: 172nd Most Devout: 282nd Largest Information Technology Sector: 414th
The Most Holy and Serene Empire of
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Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Most Holy and Serene Empire of GrandKirche is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sir Charles Murton with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.395 billion GrandKircheans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Mary's Port. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient GrandKirchean economy, worth a remarkable 1,796 trillion Church Pounds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,624 Church Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, male tourists tend to be fearful of GrandKirche's deadly femme fatales, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. GrandKirche's national animal is the Magpie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Primitive Methodism.

GrandKirche is ranked 32,916th in the world and 7th in The British Empire for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,023.82 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 172ndMost Devout: 282ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 414thMost Cultured: 448thMost Efficient Economies: 457thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 747thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,435thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,439thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,614thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,448thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,502ndHighest Economic Output: 4,956thMost Avoided: 5,239thRudest Citizens: 5,270thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,689thNicest Citizens: 5,856thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,904thMost Inclusive: 6,080thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,895thLargest Retail Industry: 7,901stHealthiest Citizens: 8,037thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 8,968thHighest Average Incomes: 9,709thLargest Populations: 10,526thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,805thMost Developed: 14,795thNudest: 16,393rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,658th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, male tourists tend to be fearful of GrandKirche's deadly femme fatales.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, the serf suggestion box would work better if more serfs were literate.
  • : GrandKirche voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Responsibility in Transferring Arms".
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
  • : Following new legislation in GrandKirche, Magpies are becoming popular in pet stores nationwide.

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