The Cowboy Kingdom of Grande Idaho is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Lucy Wallace with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.927 billion Idahoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boise. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Idjan economy, worth a remarkable 1,341 trillion Bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 150,284 Bucks, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, the environment is gorgeous so long as you're looking up, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grande Idaho's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mormonism.

Grande Idaho is ranked 58,952^nd in the world and 1^st in After the Fall for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 525.03 on the Clooney Contribution Index.