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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,866thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,080thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,809th
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Grand Warlord Imperium

Population2.672 billion

LeaderGrand Warlord Jack Sreith


The HOLY GODS of Grand Warlord Imperium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Warlord Jack Sreith with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.672 billion Grand Warlord Imperiumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agrege. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Warlord Imperiumian economy, worth 323 trillion Rosjs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 120,898 Rosjs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 472,067 per year while the poor average 21,118, a ratio of 22.4 to 1.

The dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and fish with fish chips have become the new Grand Warlord Imperiumian food staple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Warlord Imperium's national animal is the Xaia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grand Warlord Imperium is ranked 26,966th in the world and 11th in The Interdimensional Community for Largest Black Market, with 10.5 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,866thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,080thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,809thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,412thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,877thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,033rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,119thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,189thMost Authoritarian: 14,895thLargest Retail Industry: 15,329thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,023rdMost Avoided: 18,742ndMost Developed: 19,352ndLowest Crime Rates: 20,655thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,731stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,928thMost Efficient Economies: 22,139thHighest Average Incomes: 23,118th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the region

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